"Yea, I spank the chicken more than your average teenage boy," Jeff confided. He is pale skinned, red haired, wears coke-bottle thick glasses, and is your quintessential middle-aged computer programmer. I'd never have guessed Jeff was packing a whopper, given his nerdy appearance and somewhat clumsy nature. Something about a big cock on a dominant dude turns me into a total slut. If I see a big swinging dick in the locker room showers or at the urinals, I have to bite my lip from eliciting a low, guttural moan of desire. As a closet cocksucker, I'm a total size queen and love worshipping a big piece of meat. "Or walk around with a case of medical blue balls."Įven while joking, I was getting horny thinking about Jeff's self-proclaimed big cock. "Guess that means you jerk off a lot," I joked. I'm lucky to get to dip the old beafsteak in her twat once a month." I'd get laid way more often if my wife didn't have to walk funny for a week every time we play hide the salami. "Everybody thinks having a big dick is the best thing ever. "Yea, I know what you mean my average-dicked friend," Jeff chuckled. Hell, I have to eat her pussy for 30 minutes to get her wet enough to take my six inches." "Laura wouldn't let a big cock within 10 feet of her little box.
But if she ever wants an extra large dicking, I'd gladly volunteer." "I'm sure Brian doesn't want to here about you fucking his wife with your little ding dong. "Well, give me a spin on Laura, I'll show her the time of her life!" We all laughed but that got the conversation turned to normally inappropriate topics among the neighbors, probably owing to the copious amounts of booze we were drinking. "I may not be the best lover, but I'm sure better with my dick than with my poker skills." "Damn, I should kick you guys all out and go fuck the misses," he chuckled. Brian, the host, was getting pretty drunk and losing his shirt at cards. He was hosting a poker game and we were all drinking and smoking cigars, having a good old time.
That all changed one night in another neighbor's garage. Jeff didn't know I enjoyed sucking a cock or two on the down low, and I had no idea Jeff was a closet alpha just waiting to exercise his demon. I'd known Jeff for years, with the families often doing BBQs together, going to sporting events, or just chatting in the yard. Both my kids are in college and my wife is back at work as a lawyer after being a home mom for 20+ years. Jeff, my neighbor down the street, is in his mid fifties, just a couple of years older than me, has a lovely wife and two kids in high school. The bonus with this neighbor, he has a big cock and is now feeding it to me regularly. I'm married, "straight," and your typical suburban family guy.